darling_lisa: (Scream)
FUCK MY LIFE.

You know that Eddie Izzard skit where he is talking about the differences between American and Foreign movies? The one with Sebastian in the attic with the matches and "Perhaps I better had." And then there is the American version, to whit:

It would be a Room with a View of HELL!
Staircase of SATAN!
Pond of DEATH!

"What are ya doin' with the fuckin' matches! Always in here with the fuckin' matches!"

"Hey, shut up! Hey, you fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?"

"I *am* your wife."

"Don't matter! Don't matter! You fuck my wife?"

"Yes, I fucked your wife. I am your wife and I fucked her"

"Ahhhh... Oh no! Space Monkeys are attacking!"

"Jeanne, I love you, even though you fucked my wife."

/Everyone dies in a ball of flame, sad and alone/

That is what my life is like right now. Except it's not funny at all. And in fact I kind of want to cry as I sit here metaphorically shouting "I *am* your wife" over and over but no one listens.

Yes, I realize this makes sense to exactly no one but me.

Fuck my life.
darling_lisa: (Scream)
When I am not filled with rage over the things the House of Representatives is trying to pull, I am honestly afraid of what could happen to this country, and I mean that in all seriousness.

The U.S. House of Representatives has just voted to bar Planned Parenthood health centers from all federal funding for birth control, cancer screenings, HIV testing, and other lifesaving care.

The vote comes up before the Senate early next week, and every signature and voice counts at this point. So yes, I stand with Planned Parenthood. If you want to as well, click the link above and sign the petition.
darling_lisa: (I don't even know)
You may or may not have heard, but Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz) was shot this morning as she was holding a "Congress on Your Corner" event this morning at a local grocery store here in Tucson. She is currently recovering from surgery, the shot went through her brain, so no idea what kind of recovery she will have, but she will live.

She was just a woman doing her job, talking to people and trying to make the world a better place as best she knew how, but someone thought that the best way to deal with her was to shoot her? And in the process, another 11 completely innocent people. Including a 9 year old child, who later died at the hospital.

A NINE YEAR OLD CHILD.

I keep cycling between outrage and shock and horror and pure fury. How does your brain think that SHOOTING someone is the way to solve ANYTHING?

I don't understand.

FML

Dec. 16th, 2010 08:42 pm
darling_lisa: (I don't even know)
I'm praying its a clerical error, but really Universe? The week before Christmas you throw this shit at me? *sigh* And here I am all frustrated and freaking out and there isn't a damn thing I can do until morning except curse and worry and pray that things can be straightened out easily.

*throws things and wishes could have temper tantrum like a little kid*
darling_lisa: (DLM Copier)
Dear coworker,

If your only contribution to this meeting is to incorrectly correct my grammar, over an OXFORD FUCKING COMMA no less, please shut the fuck up and keep your damn mouth closed or I will be forced to murder you.

k?thxbye

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